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"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams
"Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability."
- Edsger W. Dijkstra
"Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.'
I try to fight that.
That's why I have a clock on my wall that runs counter-clockwise."